Only 9 more days!

9/1/08
Age 3

Caleb officially knows all of his state capitals now! Anytime he hears a state or capital, he will tell you its respective counterpart. So crazy! My favorite is "Honowuwu" Hawaii. :)
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9/3/08
Age 3

Caleb saw a sleeping baby on TV-
Caleb: We have to be real quiet. That baby is sleeping. When a baby needs to sleep, a baby needs to sleep!
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9/6/08
Age 3

While passing a Burger King-
Caleb: Kings don't eat burgers!
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9/6/08
Age 3

Caleb: Ants are small, so they can't use a potty.
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9/8/08
Age 3

Caleb: Why is it called Riverbanks? Banks don't go in rivers.
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9/10/08
Age 3

We got Caleb some Thomas slippers. He put them on and said this (while doing all that he said):

Caleb: I can run in them. And I can walk in them. And I can sit in them. And and I can jump in them. And I can dance in them. (Accidentally falls down) And I can slip in them!
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9/10/08
Age 3

Caleb was pretending to be a pirate-
Caleb: (in a pirate voice) I'll put your nose in the sail! If you don't have a nose, I'll put you in the water!
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9/14/08
Age 3

While eating Alpha-Bits cereal-
Caleb: Alpha-Bits? It's kinda like alphabet.
Mommy: Yes, it is. It's a joke. It sounds like alphabet because they are shaped like letters, but they call it Alpha-Bits because it's bits of cereal. See? It's a joke.
Caleb: But that's not funny.
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9/20/08
Age 3

Caleb: (pointing to the console compartment in my car) It looks like Utah.

It WAS in the shape of Utah!
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9/20/08
Age 3

Caleb to Grandma: If your dishwasher breaks, Isaac and Alison will buy you a new one.

(We had just gotten a new dishwasher, but I have no idea why he referred to us as Isaac and Alison)
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9/28/08
Age 3

While doing his United States puzzle, Caleb got distracted.
Mommy: You better finish your United States puzzle.
Caleb: They're not united yet!
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9/29/08
Age 3

Caleb: I'm going to be a game show host when I grow up. (pause) I can't wait to grow up!